Hear ye! Hear ye! An Epic Proclamation!


Our nameless hero, before his day was done, not only had the spare time to stop by the Youth Department and rally his comrades to ride forth to Journalistic Battle, having overseen a monumental reunion of both editors and contributors, the when and where of their secret meetings decided but also proclaimed justice and freedom of speech and the most holiest of rights to have fun for all the land for all the days of the school week.

I am but a humble herald here to report to you, the public, of his good word.

Spaketh he, our hero, that Monday shall be the day of deciding the week’s schedule at 3 o’clock in the afternoon until 4 o’clock in the afternoon.

Spaketh he, our hero, that Tuesday shall be the day of activities and other programs at 3 o’clock in the afternoon until 5 o’clock in the afternoon.

Spaketh he, our hero, that Wednesday shall be the day of viewing movies at 3 o’clock in the afternoon until 5 o’clock in the afternoon.

Spaketh he, our hero, that Thursday shall be the day of Gaming at 3 o’clock in the afternoon until 8 o’clock in the evening.

Spaketh he, our hero, that Friday shall be the day of the weekly Keene Teen Zine meeting at 3 o’clock in the afternoon until 4 o’clock in the afternoon.

And that therefore, there shall again be both a Teen Advisory Group for the purposing of… umm… having a group for teens to advise… or more precisely to advise the Keene Public Library in their services for teens and The Keene Teen Zine for the purpose of publishing newsworthy news and creative fiction for the teen public by the teen public and as well as providing an outlet for artistic expression, if I do believe our hero correctly. 

It will be seen that on the 11th day of the Month of September in the year of some other dude 2009 that our nameless hero will proceed with a film of monumental value and epic entertainment. It is an autobiographical film which he filmed himself about his own life, while he was experiencing it, from the point of view of himself. The viewing shall take place as has been aforementioned on Wednesday the 11th day of the Month of September in the year of some other dude 2009 at 3 o’clock in the afternoon. Our nameless hero has so eloquently entitled the film “Dragon Ball Z: Evolution”

So sayeth I.

Michaelus M.us Soldatious

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